Monday 17 April 2017

2016 Page Added

Movie-Viewing Experiences  6/4/17 - 17/4/17     
A+ = Adored Masterwork   A = Excellent   A- = Very Good   B+ = Good   B = Nice Try   B- = Tolerable   
C = Seriously Flawed   D = Pretty Awful   E = Truly Dreadful: Looking Into the Void   F = Vile & Repugnant: The Void



PERSONAL SHOPPER (2016)
A-   FIRST VIEWING   IN-CINEMA
d: Olivier Assayas
CAST: Kristen Stewart; actors with European-sounding first & last names 
> creepy; ever-so-trendy Kristen is employed as someone who buys clothes & accessories for rich ever-so-busy women (some job, huh?)...her twin brother has recently died from a heart condition which Kristen also has (doesn't stop her smoking though)...she believes that he will contact her spiritually...someone gets in contact but she's not sure who...; clever use of texting really ramps the tension up; love the way you are not thrust entirely into the story, so you spend time figuring out what exactly just happened; events unfurl gradually and naturally, regardless of how bizarre they are; Kristen is Audrey Hepburn packed in ice 
Award-Worthy Performance
Kristen Stewart



DENIAL (2016)
A-   FIRST VIEWING   IN-CINEMA
d: Mick Jackson
CAST: Rachel Weisz; Tom Wilkinson; Timothy Spall; Andrew Scott 
> I was once a passenger in a car driving back from a work training session...it was late at night and we were 30 kilometres away from home...one of the blokes started to spout forth with an argument that the Holocaust didn't happen...I spat out my mouthful of stout and demanded that we pull over so that I can get out rather than have to listen to this shit...it was a long walk home; this film is a quite-tense depiction of Holocaust denier David Irving / Penguin Books' 2000 libel trial; I was appreciative of the lack of blatantly big emotional scenes to stoke our outrage...it effectively states its case as fundamental moral sense
Award-Worthy Performance
Timothy Spall



THE GLASS KEY (1942)
B+   FIRST VIEWING
d: Stuart Heisler
CAST: Alan Ladd; Brian Donlevy; Veronica Lake; William Bendix; Joseph Calleia 
> a during-the-war 1940's film noir, so most (but not all...where's the paranoia? where's the shadows?) of the genre features are in place...anti-hero + difficult to tell the difference between crime, politics, the law and big business + sexy as hell femme fatale + bad rich men + cheated poor men + complicated plot + psychotic thugs; there's not much acting going on, which keeps the characters at the level of serviceable (when Brian Donlevy gives the best performance, you know that something is lacking); not much in the way of sarcastic wisecracking either, which is missed...lotsa grimacing throughout; greatly lifted by the tough, frightening scenes with William as a bully-beast; entertaining, but I can't help wondering how much better it would've been with Bogart, Greenstreet, Bacall...



PASSAGE HOME (1955)
B+   FIRST VIEWING
d: Roy Ward Baker
CAST: Peter Finch; Diane Cilento; Anthony Steel; Cyril Cusack; Geoffrey Keen 
> another "woman-in-a-house-of-men" story...this time on a cargo ship; crew is disgruntled with the starchy captain (Peter) and he is disgruntled by his lonely lot in life...but Diane comes aboard and he falls madly in love for the sheer convenience of her; film is bookended to accommodate a flashback structure which seems to be a needless artiface; strong performances by all concerned (wonderful classic British character actors sprinkled about) without anyone particularly standing out; the pretense of being at sea is craftily done and the inevitable storm sequence is outstanding and must have covered Diane in a helluva lot of bruises; docked a notch because the intended victim shows compassion and understanding to her drunken would-be rapist



THE PEOPLE VS. LARRY FLYNT (1996)
B+   FIRST VIEWING
d: Milos Forman
CAST: Woody Harrelson; Courtney Love; Edward Norton; James Cromwell 
> an allow-pornography or allow-censorship story based around the legal exploits of the publisher of Hustler magazine; movie improves as it leaves behind the smalltime tits'n'bums days and goes into corporate hardcore...but in these days of free, easily-accessible, anything-is-available porn, it all comes across as a bit twee; the inevitable jabs at the Moral Right (they're all portrayed as partypooping dingbats) are laboured and elbow any claim to evenness; Courtney is wonderful as the downside of debauchery; smut + drugs + religion + freedom of speech + ridiculous wealth + a nutjob with a gun: God bless America 
Award-Worthy Performance
Courtney Love



THE UNINVITED (1944)
B+   SECOND VIEWING
d: Lewis Allen
CAST: Ray Milland; Gail Russell; Ruth Hussey; Donald Crisp 
> genuinely creepy ghost story that has some of the most effective and beautiful use of shadows / darkness in any movie ever made; Gail is lovely in this and her truly tragic life adds a poignancy to her role as a girl haunted by inner and outer demons; the big old house is rightfully a character in itself and lends a plausibility to the events (like in The Ghost & Mrs Muir and The Enchanted Cottage); unusual use of grown brother and sister as the protagonists; however, what nearly pushes this film off the rails for me are the silly interjections of light-headed humour...totally inappropriate for the tale being told and on a couple of occasions the carefully set-up dark mood is ruined...what was the director thinking?



20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH (1957)
B+   FIRST VIEWING
d: Nathan Juran
CAST: all unknowns to me except for a guy who ended up in Time Tunnel 
> a US rocketship on its return voyage from Venus crashlands in the sea just off the coast of Sicily (bizarrely, it never even makes a wave!); a specimen of a Venutian creature escapes...starts off the size of an action figure but grows rapidly...and it is very pissed off; the star of the movie is Ray Harryhausen...his glorious claymation skills are a pure joy to watch; the monster looks like a komodo dragon on two legs and variations of the design were used in later Ray films; best bit is when the monster goes on a rampage through the streets of Rome and tackles an elephant!; King Kong had the Empire State Building and this guy has the Colosseum; great fun without a single digital SFX in sight...how refreshing



THE JUNGLE BOOK (2016)
B   FIRST VIEWING
d: Jon Favreau
CAST: Neel Sethi; Voice Actors - Bill Murray; Ben Kingsley; Idris Elba; Christopher Walken; Scarlett Johansson; Lupita Nyong'o
> live action re-workings of classic animation films...why?...I guess because digital SFX can now match the fantasies which come out of a person's pencil... still seems a little pointless to me; anyway, this is a sumptuous visual feast and they kept in the two great Disney songs (both done poorly here though); I've always had a problem with talking animals (apart from cartoons of course) and to use big-name actors with distinctive vocal patterns & inflections (everybody can do a Christopher Walken) invites disconnection from the characters; the kid does a pretty good job (although his use of phrases like "really cool" and "my bad" don't belong); overall, it was okay but I kept thinking of and missing the 1967 animated version 



THE STAR WITNESS (1931)
B   FIRST VIEWING
d: William Wellman
CAST: Walter Huston; Charles "Chic" Sale; Dickie Moore; Nat Pendleton; George Ernest 
> a not-entirely homogenised blend of cuteness (Capra-style "typical" American family with a crotchety old grandpa who thinks he's still fighting the Civil War) and nastiness (gangsters kidnap father and 9 year old son and rough them both up...dad gets repeatedly bashed against a wall and the kid gets thrown about...no softening of violence here); the family are witnesses to a gang killing and kept under police guard to testify...cops do a lousy job of protecting them!; the hero turns out to be the unlikely hooch-tippling grandpa rather than any of the to-be-expected types hanging around; final scene is both amusing and a little sad; doesn't mesh as satisfactorily as it should, but certainly an interesting try



THE MAN WITH TWO FACES (1934)
B-   FIRST VIEWING
d: Archie Mayo
CAST: Edward G. Robinson; Mary Astor; Louis Calhoun; Ricardo Cortez; Mae Clarke 
> based on a stage play written by two members of the Algonquin Round Table, so it's quite 1930's, quite clever and quite sophisticated...and probably was better as a play; an actor wants to protect his actress sister from the Svengali-mongrel to whom she's married, so killing is resorted to (as you do); the twist is pretty obvious right from the start but it doesn't really ruin proceedings too much; however, Mary's dreadful oh-brother acting irks somewhat and not enough is made of Louis' villainy (he coulda been creepier...domestic violence / sexual degradation are merely hinted at); Mae had the potential to be a fun side character but she drops out for some reason halfway through; treats murder surprisingly flippantly



BURKE & WILLS (1985)
D   FIRST VIEWING
d: Graeme Clifford
CAST: Jack Thompson; Nigel Havers; Greta Scacchi; Matthew Fargher; Chris Haywood 
> a true story that is so bleak that the film-makers obviously felt compelled to rewrite history just to turn it into a movie that people would pay to see; Robert Burke and William Wills led an 1860 expedition from Melbourne to the Gulf of Carpentaria across some of the most anti-human terrain on Earth...it was a complete disaster (despite what the film shows, they did not make it to the sea...the mangroves were impenetrable); stunted characterisation means that you neither understand or particularly care about the men involved; the numerous flashbacks are a tedious device and reveal nothing; nice acting vignette from Matthew at the end; having visited these sites in my travels, the story means something emotional to me, but this remains a botched film; read The Dig Tree by Sarah Murgatroyd instead 


SYLVIA (1965)
D   FIRST VIEWING
d: Gordon Douglas
CAST: Carroll Baker; George Maharis; Peter Lawford; Joanne Dru; Ann Sothern; Edmond O'Brien; Lloyd Bochner; Aldo Ray; Viveca Lindfors 
> tawdry 'n' turgid; involves a private eye investigating the dark past of a rich man's wife-to-be; you want gritty?...how about a rapist stepfather & a take-advantage priest & a karate choppin' transvestite & a fat old lush & a prostitute beater & a blackmailed adulterer?...need it to be softened?...how about the woman-with-a-past becomes a poet and the private eye falls in love with her?; Carroll does her tough gal bit but can't avoid The Young & the Restless over-emoting; the detective is played by a void called George; none of the eyebrow-raisingly-stellar supporting cast make any kind of impression; graded leniently because I could still do my crossword to it without nodding off



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Wednesday 5 April 2017

1990's Pages Updated

Movie-Viewing Experiences  21/3/17 - 5/4/17     
A+ = Adored Masterwork   A = Excellent   A- = Very Good   B+ = Good   B = Nice Try   B- = Tolerable   
C = Seriously Flawed   D = Pretty Awful   E = Truly Dreadful: Looking Into the Void   F = Vile & Offensive: The Void



EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED (2005)
A   FIRST VIEWING   NEWLY-INDUCTED INTO THE MOVIE JUKEBOX
d: Liev Schreiber
CAST: Elijah Wood; Eugene Hutz; Boris Leskin; Laryssa Lauret 
> what a find!; film begins as a piece of whimsy then surreptitiously grows into something much much more; tells the story of a young American nerdy Jew who wants to find the woman who his grandfather loved in WWII Ukraine...the tour guides are a I-wanna-be-an-American-but-I'm-from-Kiev breakdancer, his supposedly-blind antisemitic grandfather and a clearly-demented border collie; buffed up by bouncy Balkanese music, the group goes on a road trip to locate a Ukrainian town which is no longer on the map and nobody has ever heard of; brightly lit with camera placement similar to trademark Wes Anderson, this gently-told comedy metamorphoses into a Holocaust story of great poignancy and horror without ever becoming unbearably bleak; Liev...why aren't you still directing?



STORM WARNING (1951)
A-   FIRST VIEWING
d: Stuart Heisler
CAST: Ginger Rogers; Ronald Reagan; Doris Day; Steve Cochran
> Gingers Rogers & Ronald Reagan & Doris Day in a KKK film???...and it's GOOD???; yep, I couldn't believe it either until the strong performance by Ginger (the stuff she did with Fred was always the least of her movie achievements), the good performance by Doris and the high-tension final scene totally won me over; Ginger witnesses a KKK mob-murder but doesn't want to tell prosecutor Ronnie whodunnit due to family loyalty...and pays the price; love the lack of tedious moralizing or oh-brother corniness (although Steve does step perilously close to OTT as the repellent bully); confronting and impressively blunt 
Award-Worthy Performance
Ginger Rogers



ELECTION (1999)
A-   RE-EVALUATION   ORIGINAL GRADE: B+
d: Alexander Payne
CAST: Matthew Broderick; Reese Witherspoon; Chris Klein; Jessica Campbell
> being an ex-school-teacher after 38 years, I find the part of Tracy Flick (played amusingly by Reese) to be disturbingly familiar...I have taught irritating pains-in-the-arse like her; the need for the teacher (played amusingly by Matthew) to just wipe that shit-eating grin off her face is totally comprehensible; I had a better time with this (lite) black comedy since my retirement; a couple of gripes: the storyline involving the lesbian doesn't seem to really go anywhere + the film doesn't seem to know how to end...just wrapping up all the loose character threads the way it does is writing at its laziest; still...a bit of a hoot
Award-Worthy Performance
Reese Witherspoon



VERA DRAKE (2004)
A-   RE-EVALUATION   ORIGINAL GRADE: B+
d: Mike Leigh
CAST: Imelda Staunton; Phil Davis; Daniel Mays; Eddie Marsan
> hmm...a backyard abortionist with a heart of gold who gets nabbed...not many laughs then; unavoidably heavy-going, this story remains compelling throughout and nurtures compassion solely through the amazing performance of Imelda as Vera...this working class woman (lived through the Blitz & has seen very tough times & looks on the bright side whenever possible) just simply wants to help people...old infirms & lonely nerds & angry depressives & reluctantly-pregnant girls; somehow the film doesn't become squalid, but doesn't deliver redemption or phony martyrdom either; quite moving but you do keep your distance
Award-Worthy Performance
Imelda Staunton



ARMORED CAR ROBBERY (1950)
B+   FIRST VIEWING
d: Richard Fleischer
CAST: Charles McGraw and other thespians too famous to mention
> nifty heist movie which screams out "Noir!", "RKO!" and "Tight Budget!"; the title trumpets its topic and the era demands that the crims don't get away with it; film critics smarter than me have noted its connection to The Asphalt Jungle (1950) and The Killing (1956) but I kept thinking of Heat from 1995; efficiently directed and cut together, the film comes in at 67 minutes (!!), not wasting a moment...and therefore, reducing all characters to seen-'em-a-100-times cliches; one murder scene is particularly surprising in its depiction of the just-shot victim; the lack of big-name stars actually helps to rush things along because you don't care what happens to these actors...you just want action; competent & effective



SIMON AND LAURA (1955)
B+   SECOND VIEWING
d: Muriel Box
CAST: Peter Finch; Kay Kendall; Ian Carmichael; Muriel Pavlow; Maurice Denham
> decidedly minor but still fairly amusing British comedy about reality television (way ahead of its time, then); Ian the TV producer hits upon the idea of a show which focusses on the "true" life of a married theatrical couple, played well by Peter & Kay (always grab the opportunity to see this sadly short-lived actress...she was terrific); of course, it all goes awry and ends happily with much kissing all round; some funny bits here & there and the climactic meltdown broadcast live into the homes of ordinary Brits is a precursor to the great one in 1982's Tootsie (but in S&L there is certainly a lot more hitting); fine collection of side characters whose faces you'll know add to the overall pretty-good-time



BOTTLE ROCKET (1996)
B+   FIRST VIEWING
d: Wes Anderson
CAST: Owen Wilson; Luke Wilson; James Caan; Robert Musgrave 
> everybody has to start somewhere; Wes Anderson's debut feature film, it is the essence of "promising"; story about two boy-men (Owen is emotionally pre-teen & Luke is High School) who want to be big-time exciting robbers...without any of the bad stuff; the climactic heist is a comedy gem and easily the film's highlight; some Wes trademarks (eclectic soundtrack choices & deadpan dialogue & determinedly quirky characters on a life mission) with some missing (symmetrical framing & chess-set cast & bundles of intermingling sideplots); bizarrely billed as a Reservoir Dogs send-up on the DVD cover...no, it's not; the shaggy-dog quality of the story holds your interest, but it pales compared to what came after



CHINA SEAS (1935)
B+   FIRST VIEWING
d: Tay Garnett
CAST: Clark Gable; Jean Harlow; Wallace Beery; Lewis Stone; Rosalind Russell
> typical MGM assembly-line product...which, in 1935, was a guarantee of quality; set aboard a steamer which chugs between Hong Kong and Singapore, this involves a tough captain (Clark) trying to shrug off the affections of a fun-but-common gal (Jean) while he outwits pirates (secretly led by Wallace) and improve his social status by courting a rich widow (Rosalind); in many ways just a rejig of 1932's Red Dust, but so what?; the early romance shenanigans are a little hohum but are made bearable through the couple-charisma of Clark & Jean; the movie really kicks in when the pirates take over (explosions & ankle-smashing & foot-torture); the side-plots just seem to peter out pointlessly and were obviously put in place as dramatic filler; Robert Benchley appears as an apparently-funny drunk (as usual)



THE UPSIDE OF ANGER (2005)
B   SECOND VIEWING
d: Mike Binder
CAST: Joan Allen; Kevin Costner; Evan Rachel Wood; Erika Christensen; Keri Russell
> in many ways a bog-standard USA comedy-drama about family, this is lifted by angry/bitter Joan as the funny/sad/drunk Mom with four teenage daughters, all deserted by their husband/Dad; Kevin is the neighbour who has his own life/drinking issues; all takes place in an Upper-Middle-Class house & suburb where everyone is good-looking and untouched by anything genuinely important like poverty; the four girls are more like high school friends than sisters; still, it's impossible to dislike these people and there are some amusing scenes; the twist ending lacks believability and seems to be unnecessarily unkind
Award-Worthy Performance
Joan Allen



THE GUINEA PIG aka THE OUTSIDER (1948)
B-   FIRST VIEWING
d: Roy Boulting
CAST: Richard Attenborough; Bernard Miles; other Pommies
> starts off promisingly as a swipe at English classism...but transforms into something overtly sentimental and soppy in the final third; working class lad is accepted into an exclusive all-boys school as a social experiment (due to the moral-foundation-shaking of WWII)...gets the usual Tom-Brown's-Schooldays treatment and hates it, but decides to "stick it out" for the sake of his parents; could've been a good up-yours to snobbery & elitism but deteriorates into a Goodbye-Mr-Chips wallow in tradition and there's-a-good-chap triteness; 25 year old Richard does astonishingly well as the 14 year old newboy, but he virtually disappears as the focus shifts to the stuffy schoolmasters who inevitably see the error of their ways; graded leniently in recognition of the best ever use of the word "arse" on film



THE LAST OF SHEILA (1973)
B-   SECOND VIEWING
d: Herbert Ross
CAST: Richard Benjamin; Dyan Cannon; James Coburn; Joan Hackett; James Mason; Ian McShane; Raquel Welch
> tries very hard to be an entertaining Agatha-Christie-style murder-mystery but just isn't; single biggest problem is that all of the characters are simply uninteresting (and Dyan & James C are annoying)...you don't care what happens to any of 'em; James Mason, of course, outclasses everybody else actingwise in the uninspiring cast; the other single biggest problem is that, despite the inevitable final-twist, once the murder is committed, it is instantly obvious who the culprit must be; the plot begins cleverly and has a couple of nifty set-ups (love the Chanel No. 5 joke!), but it's as if the writers' smartypants-creativity petered out and they settled for that'll-do; watch 1945's And Then There Were None instead



SARATOGA (1937)
C   FIRST & LAST VIEWING
d: Jack Conway
CAST: Clark Gable; Jean Harlow; Lionel Barrymore; Walter Pidgeon; Frank Morgan
> just had to watch this after reading Jean Harlow bio "Bombshell" by David Stenn (Jean died vilely during the filming from nephritis)...you can tell where she dropped out... mostly in the last 15 minutes or so...body & voice doubles were used...very sad; the film itself would still have been a nothing even under the best of circumstances; some rubbish about horseracing & a farm & a gambler & a social-climbing girl & a rich guy etc etc; tries to be a romantic comedy but just pinballs from one standard 30's-style setup to another; classic array of stars and character actors save the sinking ship from complete catastrophe; Jean was very ill throughout the filming and the scenes where she plays sick and needs a doctor's help are uncomfortable to look at...she was only 26...watch Dinner at Eight to see Jean being great 



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